YOUR MOMIEL:
DEAR DIARY,
BEST DAY EVER
EXCEPT WHEN MY CAT GOT SHOT
AND THOSE BLUE SKANKS BETRAYED ME
WHAT A BUNCH OF MEANIE BUTTS
OH WAIT THAT HASN’T HAPPENED YET.
WELL TITS.
Inspector Cabanela: yomiel saying “well tits” = best thing ever
YOUR MOMIEL: HAVE I BEEN HAD???
YOUR MOMIEL: DARN IT THEY STOLE MY PET ROCK WHILE I WAS BUSY REINACTING HIGURASHI
Inspector Cabanela: shfkehkeshleshe ksLOOOOOL
YOUR MOMIEL: I THINK I GOT THE LAUGH DOWN PRETTY GOOD. LYNNE WOULDN’T GIVE ME A DECENT CRITIQUE THOUGH.
YOUR MOMIEL: MY FIANCE ALWAYS SAID I LAUGHED LIKE A CHEAP WHORE. AND THEN I REMINDED HER THAT SHE WAS A CHEAP WHORE.
YOUR MOMIEL: AND THEN SHE DIED. THAT PART SUCKED.
(Source: thatdarnmo)
