Inspector Cabanela: lololol choking
YOUR MOMIEL: you aren’t allowed to die til I shoot you with a knitted hat though, okay? my revenge is has a knitted hat theme
Inspector Cabanela: oh okay then tee hee
YOUR MOMIEL: I was going to have Lynne caught shooting me with knitted hats but some certain cat puked in my gun so little bullet sized hairballs came out instead.
YOUR MOMIEL: quite deadly really
YOUR MOMIEL: and ironic
YOUR MOMIEL: I guess that’s what he gets for puking in my gun
Inspector Cabanela: How unfortunate
YOUR MOMIEL: but now that I don’t have to pay for taking care of a cat I guess I can invest my money into something more worthwhile… LIKE A MOPED.
YOUR MOMIEL: and then I can spend my future afternoons hitting various pomeranians
YOUR MOMIEL: DANDY AND I CAN GO CRUISIN’. RIDE OVER POMERANIANS AS THE SUN SETS. IT’LL BE FAIRLY ROMANTIC BUT NO HOMO.
Inspector Cabanela: Sounds graaaaaand
Inspector Cabanela: (you need to draw yomiel on a moped now just saying)
YOUR MOMIEL: MAYBE… MAYBE I WILL.
YOUR MOMIEL: I’LL DRAW IT IN MY DIARY.
YOUR MOMIEL: AND RECORD IT IN MY DAILY VLOG.
YOUR MOMIEL: I HAVE QUITE THE FOLLOWING.
YOUR MOMIEL: WAS CONSIDERING DOING A SING-ALONG-BLOG BUT THAT MIGHT BE DONE ALREADY.
(Source: thatdarnmo)
